Sure it would start out innocently enough. It always does. You're invited to a fancy dress party. You toy with the idea of going as Mario. He's iconic. Recognisable. Also, you're a lazy bastard and his costume is a piece of piss to put together. But then someone dares you to wear this Mario inspired two-piece latex rubber outfit:
At first you laugh it off. "Don't be daft" you say. But you're not one to back down from a dare. So you borrow the required $465 from your parents (telling them it's for an essential purchase that will assist you greatly in making something of your life) and get it ordered from Etsy.
It arrives. You put it on. It makes playing Super Mario World feel exciting all over again. Just like the first time. The party comes and goes. But you can't stop. You're into it. Six months later and this is YOU:
And this is almost certainly a step too far.
Thanks Girl Gamers UK for bringing the Super Mario latex rubber outfit to our attention.
May 3, 2011
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